Little Red Riding Hood is an abhorrent brat armed with pepper spray and a feisty anti-man attitude. First off, this is not the rodent-based theme park in Florida but is populated with a host of fairy tale characters gone horribly wrong. Especially for you, here is a brief primer on the alternate dimension Simon occupies, known as the Magic Kingdom. Some of you may be new to Simon and as a result, the frequent in-jokes will be lost like little children in the dark woods. Fans will instantly recognize the gags, the Magic Kingdom landscape and a host of characters who return to reprise their past roles. Of course, now we don't have to run boot disks to get our games to work and the graphics are a little better, but Simon is still the same witty teenager clad in his often-mocked red robe and pointy wizard's hat he also has the same unstoppable tendency of being obnoxious to everyone he meets as he engages in accidental heroics. Back then, Simon was an ordinary teenager transported by a spell book into a realm of twisted fairy tale characters who he ruthlessly insulted and derided with his special brand of wit and sarcasm. Well sonny, put down your crazy motion-sensing toys for a second, and come listen while granddad takes you back to 1993, when the first Simon the Sorcerer game was released for PCs. Unless adventure games happen to be your thing, you might be wondering who the hell Simon is that he deserves four games in his uninspiring name. This is where you come in, undoing the mess left by your double and thwarting a conspiracy that threatens the kingdom and re-getting the girl. Returning from his remote control-induced head trauma, he wastes no time using his energy drink-powered wardrobe to hop dimensions to the Magic Kingdom, where he is unceremoniously dumped by Alix and discovers that a doppelganger "Simon" has been impersonating him and creating all sorts of chaos. While his lights are out, he has a dream in which his alter-dimension girlfriend, Alix, pleads for his heroic assistance. Set some years after his last experiments in 3-D, Simon the Sorcerer 4 begins as Simon is knocked unconscious by a TV remote hurled at him by his bratty brother. For non-Deutsch-speaking adventure gamers everywhere else, however, the wait is nearly over as Playlogic prepares to release Simon the Sorcerer 4: Chaos Happens to the rest of the world. Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.Simon the Sorcerer, much like bronzed Baywatch star David "the Hoff" Hasselhoff, is apparently quite popular in Germany, where the fourth part of this point-and-click adventure has been available for nearly a year now. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior. Overusing our search engine with a very large number of searches in a very short amount of time.Using a badly configured (or badly written) browser add-on for blocking content.Running a "scraper" or "downloader" program that either does not identify itself or uses fake headers to elude detection.Using a script or add-on that scans GameFAQs for box and screen images (such as an emulator front-end), while overloading our search engine.There is no official GameFAQs app, and we do not support nor have any contact with the makers of these unofficial apps. Continued use of these apps may cause your IP to be blocked indefinitely. This triggers our anti-spambot measures, which are designed to stop automated systems from flooding the site with traffic. Some unofficial phone apps appear to be using GameFAQs as a back-end, but they do not behave like a real web browser does.Using GameFAQs regularly with these browsers can cause temporary and even permanent IP blocks due to these additional requests. If you are using the Brave browser, or have installed the Ghostery add-on, these programs send extra traffic to our servers for every page on the site that you browse, then send that data back to a third party, essentially spying on your browsing habits. We strongly recommend you stop using this browser until this problem is corrected.
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